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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 14:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

China says its exports to the US fell 35% in May, as trade talks are due to start in London - AP News

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Lisa Rinna and Donna Kelce to Have a Mother-Off on the Traitors Season 4 - Vulture

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Trump Questioned Extent Of Musk’s DOGE Cuts, Report Says - Forbes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

They put up a sign reading

Endometriosis is an interesting disease - Hacker News

No go.

No, not a chance

Still no good

Mosquitoes are here early. How to keep the world’s deadliest animal out of your backyard. - NJ.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Buried under 2 kilometers of Antarctic ice, scientists find a 34-million-year-old lost world - The Brighter Side of News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

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