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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Lisa Rinna and Donna Kelce to Have a Mother-Off on the Traitors Season 4 - Vulture
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Trump Questioned Extent Of Musk’s DOGE Cuts, Report Says - Forbes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
They put up a sign reading
Endometriosis is an interesting disease - Hacker News
No go.
No, not a chance
Still no good
Mosquitoes are here early. How to keep the world’s deadliest animal out of your backyard. - NJ.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Next, they tried...